
Life’s Noisy — Use Earplugs (And Eat Dijonnaise Porridge)
I could say that at 1.11am on Monday 29 April 2014 at the Sydney Railway Square Youth Hostels Australia (YHA) was the moment when I stopped blaming others for my woes and troubles and accepted that I’m the master of my own disaster.
Except I made that realisation many years ago, and so it was at 1.11am this morning that I didn’t have an insight about my culpability in this world, but fervently wished that the wally in the bed underneath mine would have had such a personal breakthrough because he was acting like a twat.
Alors. I snore. Loudly. And had probably been doing so for a couple of hours from 9pm onwards, when I was probably inconveniencing few, until just prior to midnight when I awoke with one of those ‘I’m awake for a reason’ feelings.
Chummy in the bed below me had been rearranging his meagre belongings for an age while I’d been slipping in and out of sleep. But at 11.51pm he must have decided he now had an entitlement to free airwaves, and started violently shaking the bed every time I started drifting off.
Either that or he has a most concentrated and intermittent masturbation practice. Whatever gets you there.
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