I don’t know why I don’t do this more often. I go on this last minute, harem scarem, seat of the pants, make it up as I go trips, bust a gut and two to three download sources to update social media that rarely gets looked out or is ridiculously ephemeral when I have this dodgy but useful website.

Herewith then, a work in progress: my current trip of indeterminate length. Not even 24hrs elapsed yet. I left Casa del Cabana en la Piscina at about 9.30-ish from memory – Google Maps will tell me exactly when. Talk among yourselves for half a mini.

9.30am on the dot. Also, here’s a funny thing. Normally around town and city, I have to make about half a dozen edits to my timeline as recorded by Google Maps. Why? Big buildings. Lots of users. Confuses the satellites. In town, lots of big old buildings with thick concrete and glass. It’s why you can’t get reception and follow your influencer mates on Instachat or Snapgram at your office desk in Grote Street, Bradley.

Out in the country, not such a problem.

Speaking of 9.30am, that’s coming soon and I want to get on the road. So a couple of pretty pics then I have to shoot off. Off like a bride’s nightie. Fun fact about my wedding night and nighties…. Let’s maintain a modicum of decorum, shall we? We shall.